DAMN Jared, I hate it had to be you! The former “Subway guy,” Jared Fogle, has recently been brought up on charges for “engaging in illicit sexual conduct with minors” after text messages were recovered on his phone confirming he indeed paid to have sex with children under the legal age limit. Jared was the face of Subway for many years after he claims to have lost a ridiculous amount of weight from strictly eating subs from their restaurant chain. However, it looks like even Subway has decided to cut all ties with Fogle for basically being the ultimate creep. “We no longer have a relationship with Jared and have no further comment,” Subway announced via their Facebook page. “Jared Fogle’s actions are inexcusable and do not represent our brand’s values. We had already ended our relationship with Jared.” Damn man, now I will never be able to eat a sub the same anymore!