Man Calls 911 To Complain About Prostitutes Who Didn’t Fully “Service” Him

A man is facing a criminal rap after he called 911 to report that a pair of prostitutes had left his home without fully “servicing” him. That’s like a crackhead stopping a cop in the street and saying “Yo he sold me some whack crack!” (LOLOL) Click below to read the story. @WiLMajor


Woman Forced Into Sex Trade When She Was 13 Has Prostitution Convictions Thrown Out Under New Sex-Trafficking Law

A former Bronx prostitute who was forced into the sex trade at 13 years old became the first American citizen to have her prostitution convictions thrown out under New York’s sex-trafficking law. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


Toys R Us Manager Paid Call Girl $31,000 a Week!!!

A British Toys R Us manager paid a prostitute $31,000 a week in stolen funds, because that’s what he believed she was worth. But guess what!? Now the international chain wants the money back, it emerged in court. Welp I hope Miss $31,000 a week has all that money to pay back!! Ash_Bankz


(Video) Toddlers & Tiaras Fury Continues: 3-Year-Old Dressed in “Pretty Woman” Prostitute Costume

These beauty pageant mothers need a psychiatric evaluation!!! Earlier this week, the internet was in an uproar over 4-year-old Maddy’s fake breasts and butt padding for her Dolly Parton costume. Now, people are even more outraged by a new clip of a 3-year-old dressed up as Julia Roberts in the opening scene of the film Pretty Woman in which she is a prostitute. Hit the jump for the video!! @ItsLukieBaby


Income Tax For Prostitutes??

Drugs and prostitutes. Guilty pleasures enjoyed around the world which are illegal in a lot of places. Certain cities in Germany want a piece of your fun though, they are placing an daily income tax on prostitutes. Maybe it will help their economy? We should consider this in America being we have budget issues. Just a thought. Check out the full story after the jump. @ShottaDru


Alex Trebek Burglary Suspect Is a Prostitute Not a Thief!!

The woman who allegedly stole a bunch of stuff from Alex Trebek’s hotel room and causing him to injure his achilles last month is a prostitute, not a thief says her lawyer. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. Funk Flex


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