Damn! When it comes to rewarding it’s countries own athletes, the United States doesn’t have a thing on Russia! As we all know the winter Olympics just completed in Sochi, Russia and the country is very proud of it’s athletes that won medals. Not just Gold medals either. Even if you won a Silver or Bronze medal you were handsomely rewarded. Hit the jump.
(Photo) Sports Jokes: (Update) LMAO, Justin Bieber’s Citizenship On The Line In USA vs Canada Hockey Game
Update as of 2:15pm: Well Team USA Lost…Guess we keep Bieber 4 more years! This is so wrong, but hilarious. If only it were true! A billboard in Illinois apparently didn’t think a spot in the Gold medal hockey game was enough of an incentive for Team USA & Canada today. The company who owns the billboard thought something else might makes the teams play harder. That something is Justin Bieber. And no, it’s not for the winner, it is for the loser of the game. We all Know Bieber is Canadian but has made his fortune and his stardom here in America. With the not so good news that has seemed to surround him lately, some Americans have grown so tired of him that even a petition was created recently to deport him back to Canada. Well Command Transportation, the company that owns the billboard decided to make it simple. Loser of the game has to keep Bieber and that’s that. The sad part is if this was a true wager, I can guarantee the hockey game in the Olympics would get the biggest ratings it ever saw! Hit the jump for more.
Sports: That Is ALOT of Porn! Check What Team USA Men’s Hockey Team Will Get if They Win Gold!
Is this a good incentive to make sure they win gold? I guess depends who you ask, lol. One of the biggest porn companies in the world, Brazzers, has offered a special deal to all members of the men’s USA Hockey team if they bring home the Gold medal from the Sochi games. Today they will play in the semi-finals against Canada, which if they win will earn them a free month of HD porn. But if they beat Canada and win the final game to win the Gold, the freebie turns into a 10 year free porn pass! I am not sure how much porn costs but I have a feeling since most of the guys on this team play professional hockey they could afford it regardless. But still, naked girls and athletes go hand in hand and I am sure alot of men across America are wishing they could be part of the team now if they win Gold!
(Video) Sports: Vernon Davis Crates His Own ‘Beats By Dre’ Commercial For USA Curling Team
49ers TE Vernon Davis has come out with his own version of the ‘Beats By Dre commercial’ to promote USA’s Curling Team. He’s been working on creating more awareness for Team USA. Check it out…
(PHOTOS) Sports: Jamaican Bobsled Team Rocks Watermelon Helmets
Well isn’t his interesting?! Lol, I’m not sure what to say here — But if the Jamaican Bobsled team wants to rock these helmets, who are we to say anthing?! I love watermelon! Check it out…
(Video) Sports: This Is Awesome! Olympic Skier Screams “Wu-Tang” Before Going Down The Slope
This is so dope. Swedish skier Henrik Harlaut noticed the cameras were zooming in on him prior to him taking his turn to go down the mountain to chase a gold medal. Usually athletes say hi to the camera or say something to their family back home. Not Henrik! He took the time to scream ” Wu-Tang is for the children” a la ODB style from back in the day. He even completed it by throwing up the W! This was the best part of the Winter games so far. Hit the jump for the video.
