This dude is funny! Too Short, you are not fooling anyone. After getting arrested and trying to make an escape from the police, Too Short went down briefly. This cat was NOT triyng to be taken in, he was trying to “get home,” he tells TMZ. Once placed in the squad car, Too Short allegedly dropped drugs in the backseat. There was some confusion as to what exactly the drug was (ecstasy), but Too Short is now trying to subliminally inform us that it was his, but it wasn’t. He don’t know nothing now! “From what I understand, they took me in jail – handcuffed – and later on they came in and said, ‘we got narcotics.’” Don’t act like that wasn’t your product in the backseat! Funny stuff. Drop down bottom and check it out.