NFL: Ray Rice Got Married to Janay Palmer One Day After Being Indicted For Assaulting Her

Ray Rice was officially indicted on Thursday for allegedly striking his fiancée unconscious in the elevator of an Atlantic City casino.  That however did not stop their wedding plans as ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported the two went ahead and got married.


NBA: Shaq Accused of Punching TV Co-Worker

While I like to keep an open mind, I believe Shaq here.  If you watch “Inside the NBA” you know he plays around A LOT.  I highly doubt there was any ill will when this happened.  Take that L man!! Shaquille O’Neal is now under investigation by Atlanta police after a man says the Shaq punched him at Turner studios last year.  Shaq’s lawyer described it as “horseplay.” Hit the jump for more details…


Oh Wow! Man Locks His Wife In A Shed Because She Was Singing WHAT?!

A tool shed is used for, well storing tools! But this UK man had another use in mind. Read more after the jump…


Looks Like Chris Brown Finally Learned His Lesson, Says He’ll “Never F*ck Up Again”… Do We Believe Him?

After recently getting kicked out of rehab, Chris Brown landed himself right back behind bars. We know, we know–what else is new, right? According to sources who’ve spoke with Breezy via telephone from the penitentiary, he’s dubbing his horrific experience in the pen as “the worst experience ever,” saying he feels like a “cagged animal.” He also is making claims that he’ll “never f*ck up again.” Due to his extensive history of violence and erratic behavior, his story is not sounding convincing one bit. Lucky for the rich star who’s rolling in dough, his lawyer found a way for him to cut a nice check and quite possibly be free of any further jail time. Do we believe CB’s sob story about changing his ways?


Makes Sense: Chris Brown May Have Found A “Get Out Of Jail” Card– For A Lottttttt Of Money

Chris Brown just cannot seem to stay out of trouble. Somebody needs to give this man his own reality TV show because his life seems to be more action-packed than anything I’ve seen on MTV these past few years. After getting kicked out of his rehab facility on Friday, Breezy was sent back to jail ASAP where he will remain until April 23rd (although he’s looking at up to 4 years in the pen.) However, Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, might have discovered a loop hole that could leave Chris a free man. His lawyer contacted the man’s attorney who claims CB punched him in the face in D.C. and apparently they came to an agreement that includes a LOT of $$$. If the alleged victim files a civil settlement, he could easily tell the judge he’s no longer interested in pressing charges against the entertainer and could walk away a pretty rich man from the check he’ll be receiving from Brown. This would mean the criminal assault charges in D.C. would be dropped, causing the Rihanna judge to fall back being that there’s no violation of probation. A.K.A., Chris will be a free man yet again. #MakesSense right?


NFL: More Charges For Aaron Hernandez After Jail Fight

You can now add assault charges on top of the murder charges Aaron Hernandez is already facing. After reviewing what happened regarding a fight between Hernandez and another inmate two weeks ago, the local sheriff decided there was enough evidence to tack on more charges. Reportedly an inmate who was in handcuffs was beaten pretty badly by Hernandez. It was a known fact around the jail the two men did not like each other. “I can just tell you that there was, you know, an altercation that took place between Mr. Hernandez and another inmate. I can’t get into really the details now that it’s gone to this level of complaint,” Bristol County Sheriff Thomas Hodgson said. At the end of the day if Hernandez is convicted of the murder charges, these assault charges really won’t matter.


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