McDonalds Will Soon Add Calorie Counts to Their Menu

Being healthy is the newest trend and McDonalds is giving in to it. Today the biggest fastfood chain in the world revealed that beginning next week, they will start posting calorie counts on their menu. Read more below. FunkFlex


Who’s Setting Cars On Fire in Harlem?

You go outside to your car and someone may have side swipped you. Someone may have even tore off your side mirror, but set you car on fire? Up to 10 cars in Harlem were found by their owners vandalized by flame without any lead of a suspect. Read more below. FunkFlex


Schools Look to Weed Out NonResidents

We all want the best for  our children. So much that parents are lying about their residency to ensure that their kids are attending the schools of their choice. Not anymore.  Greenwich Public Schools in Connecticut are going as far as making parents complete notarized affidavits testifying to their address. Read more Below. FunkFlex


A Professor’s Awful Joke Gets Him Suspended.

After the Colorado movie theatre shootings this summer, people have become a little weary about going to the movie theatre. And for good reasoning. Thinking that a joke about the shootings would bring laughter to his students, professor Gregory F. Sullivan did the exact opposite. Instead, his insensitive joke opened a healing wound for one of his students who actually lost his father back on July 20th when James Holmes opened fire. Read more below. FunkFlex


A 73 Year Old Bird-Watcher Gets Raped in Central Park

Crime sees no age or time. On Wednesday just before noon, a 73 year old woman who frequents Central Park to bird-watch was raped and beaten. Authorities said that the victim and the suspect got into a scuffle  just last week after she had taken a photo of him once catching him masturbating in the park. Read more below. FunkFlex


Mom Hands Out Gift Bags On Flight For Tolerating Her Babies

Have you ever flown on a flight for any given amount of time and wanted to pull your hairs out because there was that one baby on board that would not stop crying? Well next time you fly, hope that Christina Diaz is on your flight. The 38 year old mother who flew with her twin boys on a 5 hour long flight created goodie bags for passengers on board that contained candy, ear plugs and a little note appoliging in advance for any annoyance. How sweet! Read more below. Funk Flex


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