College Football Player Allegedly Gets Kicked Off Team For Kissing His Boyfriend

Former North Dakota State College linebacker, Jamie Kuntz, was recently kicked off his team. The 18 year old believes that his dismissal was solely because he identifies as a homosexual and because he kissed his boyfriend at one of his team’s games. Read more below. FunkFlex


Ewwwww! Potty Training at the Restaurant Table.

We get it. Potty training can be harder and more frustrating than teaching your child how to read, but is it appropriate to take that training public and at restaurant? That’s exactly what Utah mother, Kimberly Decker, did with her twins at the Thanksgiving Point Deli. Read more below. FunkFlex


Drunk North Korean Man Floats to South Korea

This has to be the best drunken story, ever! Drunk beyond belief, wearing only his underwear, a North Korean man in his late 20s floats on a piece of wood only to wake in South Korea. This incident is so bizarre, but you must admit, it is pretty awesome! Read more below. FunkFlex


An Accident Causes Woman to Have Up to 100 Orgasms Per Day

A lot of women have problems with having orgasms, but not Kim Ramsey. The 44 year old who fell down a flight of stairs some ten years ago, and was diagnosed with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder, would have up to 100 orgasms per day. Read more below FunkFlex


11 Year Old Student Dismissed From Class for ‘Skin Colored” Tights

An 11 year old honor student, at the Mount Gleason Middle School in Sunland, California, was asked to leave class for her tights. The girl’s mother insists that her skin color had a role to play in it, but allegedly the teacher’s assistant who sent her daughter to the principal’s office felt like her tights gave the allusion that she wasn’t wearing any pants. Read more below. FunkFlex


Missouri Legislature Overrides Veto Of Birth Control Bill

Republicans did a good thing down in Missouri today. Their Governor Jay Nixon wanted to allow employers and insurers to refuse to cover birth control, abortion or sterilization for moral reasons, but their State Legislature vetoed the bill. Bravo. Read more below. FunkFlex


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