Quadriplegic Lawyer Getting Sued For ‘Forcing Assistants To Dress Him And Slather Him In Lotion’

I swear if you laugh at the title or this story you are going straight to hell. A quadriplegic attorney who has sued more than a thousand small businesses for violating the rights of disabled Americans is now being sued himself for sexual harassment. Click below to read the rest of the story. Funk Flex


Police Chief Suspended For Relationship With Married Officer

Detroit’s Chief of Police was suspended over accusations that he had an affair with a subordinate officer. Internal affairs officer Angelica Robinson had a relationship with Chief Ralph Godbee for “many months.” Click below to find out more. Funk Flex


Woman Found Stabbed To Death After Husband Calls 911 To Report Her Missing

Cops found a Queens woman stabbed to death inside a neighbor’s apartment shortly after her husband called 911 to report her missing. Karla Shah Boguwalski, 39, was discovered Tuesday afternoon in her Rockaways building with multiple stab wounds to the neck. Click below to find out more. Funk Flex


Soviet-Born Businessman Indicted In Brooklyn ‘For Smuggling Secrets To Russia’

A Soviet-born businessman has been charged in Brooklyn as a Russian secret agent, accused of using his Houston-based company to smuggle sensitive technology out of JFK to military and intelligence agencies in his homeland. Click below to find out more. Funk Flex


Police Sergeant Faces Dismissal Over Posting Nude Photos Of Herself Online

You can’t be mad at someone who has a side hustle. At this point she should just go into “modeling” full time. Certain things should not affect someones work if it in fact does not affect someones work. Rules are rules though . Click below to find out more. Funk Flex


Auto Talk: GM recalling 67k Chevy Malibu, Pontiac G6 and Saturn Aura models in Canada

General Motors is recalling a total of 67,414 sedans in Canada for power steering failures. The campaign covers 2005, 2006 and 2008 Chevrolet Malibu and Malibu Maxx models as well as Pontiac G6 vehicles. The 2008 Saturn Aura is also included in the recall. Transport Canada says while power steering may fail, drivers will still be able to maintain control of their vehicle with additional steering effort. Owners will be notified of the failure by a chime and an illuminated warning light on the instrument panel. Funk Flex


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