Lebron caused quite a stir when he accidentally exposed himself prior to a game during the NBA Finals as he adjusted his shorts. Turns out the FCC actually got complaints about the incident and they are pretty damn funny. One dude goes as far as to blame his Tinder date going bad thanks to his package.

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TMZ Sports obtained the complaints that were sent to the Federal Communications Commission back in June after cameras got too close to LeBron’s crotch while he was adjusting himself during Game 4.

In total, 5 people bitched about the impromptu peep show to the FCC — which released the documents to TMZ Sports, though the names of the complainers were redacted. Here are the highlights:

— “LeBron James showed his d*ck on national television and completely ruined my tinder date. It made us late for laser tag because I had to rewind it a few times to make sure thats exactly what we saw so we missed our bus. He clearly did it on purpose and hes not as good as Michael Jordan.”

— “I am shocked and appalled! I don’t want my kids looking at male genitalia on broadcast television. I am ok with seeing female mammary glands, labia, vagina, etc, over broadcast but no more penis, please!”

— “The camera had a close up of [LeBron’s] tallywacker. This is the type of stuff I would expect from Game of Thrones, but not from the American Broadcasting Channel. At least I now know that I am bigger than the purportedly ‘biggest’ star in the NBA.”

This is the moment they are all referring to: