Here Are 5 Of The Best Foods To Ease Anxiety!

Everyone has had those moments where your levels of anxiousness increase, causing for thought overload and overall feeling of discomfort. Here are a few natural tips, to help soothe those nervous thoughts and anxious feelings, below.


(Video) So Does Chobani’s Bear Make You Want To Eat Yogurt?!

It’s all about that splash during the Super Bowl, and I’m asking for most commercials, do they have impact?!


(Video) Dannon Oikos Greek Yogurt Super “The Tease” #SuperBowl #Commercial

John Stamos comes between a woman and her yogurt. How Rude. steveisDOPE


Man Gave Semen Tainted Yogurt Samples To Several Women At Supermarket

A New Mexico supermarket worker admitted putting his semen in yogurt ingested by a female shopper provided similarly tainted samples to at least four other women. The prosecutors have asked a judge to depart from federal guidelines so that the man can be sentenced to a lengthier prison term for his “perverted conduct.” He’s done, Click below to read the rest of the story. @WilMajor In a motion filed last week in U.S. District Court, Department of Justice lawyers argued that Anthony Garcia would not be adequately punished if a judge followed federal sentencing guidelines. Garcia, 32, has a “low criminal history” score that that puts him in the “same category as first time offenders who have never had a single encounter with law enforcement authorities,” prosecutors reported. Garcia has pleaded guilty to adulterating the yogurt and making false statements to investigators. While facing up to three years in prison on the first count and five years on the second charge, federal guidelines call for him to receive significantly less than the statutory maximums. “Such categorization does not fairly reflect the far more disturbing portrait” of Garcia, prosecutors wrote in their January 25 motion for an “upward departure.” Pictured above, Garcia is scheduled to be sentenced on March 1. In addition to the 29-year-old victim cited in Garcia’s indictment, at least four other women have told police that Garcia offered them suspect yogurt samples at the Sunflower Market in Albuquerque. Three of the women ingested the samples, which prosecutors believe were tainted with…


Man Admits Injecting Semen Into Co-Workers Yogurt For 10-Months

A 60-year-old man was charged with injecting his semen into multiple yogurt containers during a 10-month period. I wonder if he asked them “how does your yogurt taste?” Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


$10 MILLION BAIL: Owner Put NAKED Yogurt-Store GIRL Inside BOX!!

I’m pretty sure this is not in the yogurt store job description. The owner put his employee in a sound-proof torture box…in an adult diaper! Details after the jump. Emma RABID


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