Woman Arrested After Masturbating In Front Of Two 16-Year-Old Football Players During Game

A 41-year-old woman was arrested for chasing around two football players, telling them she will catch them and have sex with them. That is not all, she pulled her pants down and began masturbating. Crazy!!!!! Click below to find out more. Funk Flex Find Flex On Google+


Woman Tased In A McDonalds Drive-Thru

Apparently this North Carolina woman wasn’t to happy with the Golden Arches. Hit the jump for the story. steveisDOPE


Teck Talk Shopping: Apple Considers This The Perfect Valentines Day Gift!!!

Well, It is pretty Dope! I don’t know about you, but I would love one of these on any day, So I’d take one as a Valentines day gift, But Warning, this as a Valentines day gift, means that person is Not messing around, They Love your A**!!! +TatWZA


Woman Strips In Traffic And Then Attacks People Who Look At Her

A woman in Monongahela, Pennsylvania began to strip in the middle of traffic and walk around topless for a few blocks. The woman, who was driving around topless, started stripping off her pants and then attack people who were looking at her. I’m not really sure who wouldn’t at least do a double take on someone walking around naked in traffic. Read more after the jump. Julie1205


Piano Teacher Mutilates Hands To Convince Police She Was Targeted By Stalker

A paranoid woman mutilated her hands with a kitchen knife in an attempt to gain the attention of Police. Clearly she isn’t all there. Get more after the jump. @steveisDOPE


New Study Shows Marriage Won’t Make You Happier

Afraid of the big question? Well according to a new Science Daily study, you might have reason too. Hit the jump for more. steveisDOPE


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