NFL: The New York Jets Decided They Needed To Bring 350 Rolls Of Toilet Paper With Them To London

The Jets are in London, England this week to play against the Miami Dolphins at the famed Wembley Stadium. Ironically the Jets seemed more concerned with personal items they needed to bring instead of their opponent. If my team was playing the Dolphins this week, I wouldn’t concern myself with them either.


(Photos) NBA: Charmin Hilariously Responds To Kobe Calling Lakers Team “Charmin Soft”

Charmin toilet paper is taking full advantage of a little free extra advertising, courtesy of Kobe Bryant. By now everyone has seen the clips of Kobe going off on his teammates in practice, cursing them out. Prior to that he had said “You m—–f—— are soft like Charmin in this m—–f—–. God damn, is this the type of s— that’s going on in these practices? Now I see why we’ve lost 20 f—ing games. We’re soft like Charmin. We’re soft like s—.” So with that said Charmin responded via twitter to remind everyone when is a good time to be Charmin soft, and when is a bad time. Hit the jump.


(Photos) Say What! Wedding Dresses Completely Made Out Of Toilet Paper!?

The 10th annual toilet paper wedding dress contest took place in New York. The contest was sponsored by the toilet paper company Charmin Ultra Soft. The quality of dresses made from toilet paper is extremely impressive. Read more on the story and see photos of the dresses after the jump!


(Video)Wait A Minute: United Airlines Forgets WHAT On 10 Hour Flight To London???

No number 2’s on this flight. A United Airlines flight took off from San Francisco this week heading to London but forgot one important amenity TOILET PAPER lol. Apparently the United Airlines crew forgot to stock the plane with toilet paper and gave passengers napkins to wipe with smh. Flights are already expensive as it is the least they can have is toliet paper bruh. The airline did aplogize for the inconvenience and stated that if they had stopped to stock the flight with toilet paper the flight would of been delayed. Man someone getting fired this week for this. Check out the video of this report.


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