Sad news for the common sense world. It was missing when this happened. Apparently a Czech man was busted in an Australian Airport after attempting to import about 16 rare exotic bird eggs into Australia by hiding them inside his pants, according to police reports. An Australian Customs and Border Protection Service statement said that “Officers conducted a frisk search of the man and allegedly found 16 small eggs concealed in his groin area.” Hit the jump to see how much time he could potentially face.