Just In! NBA: Metta World Peace Suspended 7 Games For Hit On James Harden

Posted by Sabrina B. @gametimegirl Los Angeles Lakers forward Metta World Peace has been suspended seven games by the NBA for his elbow to the head of Oklahoma City Thunder guard James Harden.


Security Clearances Suspended For Secret Service Personnel Tied To Scandal

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta announced that security clearances have been suspended for servicemembers allegedly involved in the Colombia prostitution scandal, in the first disciplinary action to be announced on the military side. Click below to find out more. Funk Flex


NBA: Hornets Jason Smith Suspended 2 Games For Flagrant Foul Against Blake Griffin

Posted by Sabrina B. @gametimegirl The NBA has suspended New Orleans Hornets forward Jason Smith two games for his Thursday night body check on Los Angeles Clippers star Blake Griffin.


NASCAR: Chad Knaus Suspended For 6 Races & Fined $100,00

Posted by Sabrina B. @gametimegirl NASCAR has fined crew chief Chad Knaus $100,000 and suspended him for six races because Jimmie Johnson’s No. 48 car failed an inspection before the Daytona 500.


Super Suspended For Having Sex With One Of His Tenant’s Dogs!!!

The superintendent of a Westchester County apartment complex was ordered to leave Monday amid accusations that he sodomized a tenant’s pet dog. This guy was straight up, yep you know it, wildin’ for respect(lol). Click below to find out more. @WiLMajor


SMH: Teacher Suspended For Telling Student To ‘Go Back To Mexico’

America needs a makeover of teachers– I’m sick of reading these awful reports every week. In the latest “bad teacher” news, a 63-year-old math teacher in Texas is fighting to keep her job after telling a student to “Go back to Mexico.” Full story after the jump… Wendy L.


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