Tech Talk Crimes: Stupid Criminals get Caught After Stupidest Facebook Mistake Yet

So I guess a robber decides to rob a Internet cafe at gun point  while logging onto Facebook. The best part about this is the robber leaves his Facebook account open after robbing the place. @Yungjohnnybravo @TatWZA


Thief Accidentally Dials 911 While Stealing

Either it was a case of bad luck or this guy is just a genuine dumb ass. While attempting to steal scrap metal, a Connecticut man accidentally dialed 911. Hit the jump for more. steveisDOPE


Florida Police Looking To Interview Chris Brown Over Phone Snatching Case

A couple of weeks back, Chris Brown allegedly snatched away the cell phone of a photo-happy fan outside of a Miami nightclub and drove off. The fan immediately enlisted the help of police, because after all…iPhones aren’t the cheapest thing to just happily replace and stealing is stealing! Chris Brown is said to be denying any wrongdoing, but obviously can’t speak on it publicly since it is an open case. The big issue here is Breezy is on probation for his 2009 incident with Rihanna so if he’s found guilty…it’s off to the slammer. As the investigation continues, the Florida State Attorney’s Office has announced their plans to formally interview Chris on the matter. Details below. Marisa Mendez


MTV “16 & Pregnant” Star Arrested For Stealing Pregnancy Test

This is awful. I mean the fact she has to steal is bad enough, but the fact she already has a child at such a young age and she’s STILL practicing activities that would even have her thinking she COULD be pregnant is disgraceful. SMH when will these kids learn. Details on the incident below. Marisa Mendez


(Video) Caught On Tape: Suspects Seen Stealing Purse

Orchard Park, NY Police are on the hunt for three suspects caught stealing a purse on camera outside a Target store. Hit the jump for the video. Funk Flex Find Flex On Google+


Consultant Found Guilty Of Stealing $1.1 Million From Bloomberg

The Queens political operative convicted Friday of stealing nearly $1 million from Mayor Bloomberg was done in by his “own words,” jurors said. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


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