Everyone can’t be like Jay-Z, who had “a cousin in customs that get sh*t through…”—just ask the South American Man Busted at Airport for 30K Worth of Cocaine In His Sneakers (SMH). Among the pairs of illegal kicks were some fresh Nikes and Asics running shoes strategically but unsuccessfully secured for a trip he’ll have to miss. At the rate ‘transporters’ are trying to be more creative, airport security will only be getting worse (SMH)!!!