(Video) Sports: WTF? New Book Says The Secret Service Threatened To Kill New York Mets Mascot

How does a conversation like this even happen? A new book written by AJ Mass, the man who was Mr. Met from 1994-1997 said that in 1997 when then President Clinton came to Shea stadium to honor Jackie Robinson, the secret service threatened to kill him if anything went wrong. Apparently they became somewhat suspect of Mr.Met when his head couldn’t fit through a metal detector that was placed on the field. Mr. Met just wanted a photo with the Pres but it never happened. See what they said to him.


Wow! Guess Who Might Be Helping Chris Brown Avoid Jail Time: The Secret Service!

Chris Brown may really be in luck. Reports have been conflicting thus far regarding his recent fight in Washington D.C. that resulted in jail time for the singer and a possible probation violation, but someone very important may be able to clear up the confusion: a member of the Secret Service! Here’s the deal: In the official documents filed by the police on the scene of the fight, a witness told cops that he heard the victim tell another cop that Chris did NOT hit him, only the bodyguard. The cop this was allegedly told to denies the conversation ever happening…but a nearby, on-duty Secret Service agent (they were in D.C., after all…) has gotten in contact with D.C. police to tell them that he happened to be around when the victim told the cop Chris never hit him, and he’s 100% sure those words came out of his mouth. It doesn’t get much more trustworthy than a Secret Service agent, so this could be a HUGE break for Chris with the L.A. Probation Department, since it’s up to them to decide whether Chris violated or not (which would result in up to 4 years in prison.) Stay tuned!


(MUST SEE VIDEO) Whoa! Alien-Like Secret Service Agent Seen In Background Of Obama Speech!?!?

Okay, I know this might seem absolutely CRAZY! But if you do enough research you can find a lot of credible sources saying there are aliens functioning here as humans. I repeat, this might seem crazy, but just try and open your minds! Footage has surfaced of an alien-like specie dressed up in a suit and looking like a Secret Service Agent spotted at Obama’s speech. Check out the video after the jump and let us know if you can believe it or you think it’s bs.


Worddd!!! Obama Sentences Himself To Life?!?!

Hold On, Obama’s not goign to jail, but he did sentence himself to and former President George W. Bush to something. Check out the full story after the jump. AliTheGreatest


Secret Services Foiled Assassination Attempts On Obama And Romney?!?!

An author for GQ Marc Ambinder reported that several attempts to assassinate both President Barrack Obama and Govenor Mitt Romney during their election campaign. Ambinder’s reports have come under scrutiny now in the wake of the election and he seems to be singing a slightly different tune. Hit the jump for more. PaulDaPro


Texas Women Claim Affairs With Disgraced Secret Service Agent!!!

The Colombian hooker wasn’t the first lady — or the second. Disgraced Secret Service agent Arthur Huntington’s extramarital conquests began during the George W. Bush administration, when he did the Texas two-step with a pair of Lone Star lovelies. Click below to read the rest of the story. @WiLMajor


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