(Video) LMAO! Woman Asks Dealership To Test Drive A Range Rover & Never Comes Back!

A Michigan woman was able to pull off a robbery ended with her driving away from a car dealership in a Range Rover, Tuesday Jan. 29, all because she played it smart, distracted the employers and just acted cool. And she stole it.. ALL BY HERSELF! The unidentified suspect walked into Wes Financial Auto in Dearborn, Michigan and tricked an entire staff just by distracting them. The dealership requires that potential customers provide two forms of I.D. before they are allowed to go for a test drive. Since there were so many sales people at the dealership, the woman went from one person to another, until she was able to get her hands on a key. “She goes, ‘Ah…I’m here to see the Range Rover,” said owner, Wes Issa. “I go’ Which one?’ She says, ‘The silver one.’ And I’m like ‘Okay’….she says, ‘Thanks babe,’ and walks out. “The other sales guy handed her the key thinking that I already took the license from her and her IDs,” Issa explained. Because she left behind no information, there’s no way to track her down—unless police find the car somewhere, but it may be too late. “I don’t know what they’re doing with these vehicles,” Issa said. “Chopping them, selling them for parts. I don’t know what’s going on. I mean, whatever it is, it’s hurting us.” The dealer ship is offering $3,000 for the woman to be found or at car. But….. good luck with that, buddy! SMH!


Man Goes Into Starbucks To Rob The Joint, But Gets FREE Coffee Instead ???

This goes in the books for WORLDS DUMBEST CRIMINALS! Ol’ boy went into Starbucks and demanded that the barista (CASHIER) give him the money out of the register. Shielding NO weapon obviously. The CASHIER told the robber that she couldn’t open the register and offered him FREE coffee. The crazy thing is he took it and the even crazier thing is he got arrested still. LMAO! If I’m going to jail anyway I don’t want no damn coffee, I want an VENTI sized Caramel Macchiato with a Sausage & Cheddar Classic Breakfast Sandwich. I’m just saying get your grub on before getting bumped off. Check this guy out down bottom. JaaiR (JR)


Megatron’s Killer Finally Gets Sentenced

DJ Megatron(Corey McGriff) former 106 and Park and Hot 97 personality was shot and killed two years ago during a botched robbery.  His killer has finally been sentenced! William Williams pled guilty to plead guilty to the first-degree manslaughter charge and will be serving a 21-year sentence. Williams was not alone during the tragic turn of events, but is the only of the duo that has officially been sentenced.  DJ Megatron is survived by three kids and his fiancee. Steph B


Sisters Arrested After Pocket Dialing The Hotel They Just Robbed

My mom used to tell me “God don’t like ugly,” and this right here is living proof. Ashlie Alewine and sister Nakilya Wright were arrested after they pocket dialed a hotel they had just got finished robbing. According the report a woman in a grey sweatsuit wearing a black bandana over her mouth came into the InnPlace hotel in Naples, Florida with her hand in her sweatshirt acting as if she were carrying a pistol. The worker at the front desk was ordered to give the woman cash and did so after she gave the cash she laid down on the ground as she was instructed but right after the robbers left a call came into the hotel from and the lady behind the counter recognized the voice as that of the robber. The phone was traced back to the two girls mothers. Alewine, who was recently fired from the very hotel that they robbed claims that they used the money they stole to fund their drug habit. Hit the jump for more. PaulDaPro


Sports: Youth Football Coach Arrested For Robbing Pizzeria During Team’s Football Banquet

As reported by the Modesto Bee, 28-year-old David McGill was arrested and charged with robbery, harboring a criminal and resisting arrest in connection with the robbery of a restaurant called Rico’s Pizza on Oct. 22. McGill had previously been questioned about the robbery but insisted that he had played no role in the incident and had left as soon as the robbery began.  Read more after the jump. Shay Marie x Sabrina B.


Off-Duty Cop Shot In The Bronx Search For Suspects Underway

An off-duty officer has been shot, a suspect killed and the hunt is underway for two additional suspects in The Bronx. When his girlfriend pointed out a robbery in progress the officer sprung into action. He was subsequently shot in the chest but is in stable condition at Bronx Lebanon Hospital. Click below for more info. Funk Flex


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