Sticky fingers! I don’t know what’s more over the top, this or the woman who had her 13-year-old arrested for stealing her pop-tarts. Willie Smith Ward stole a slab of ribs from a grocery store and when confronted by an employee in the parking lot, the ribs fell out from under his shirt. Okay, so that part is funny, but the employee proceeded to ask if he had anything else under his shirt, and Ward responded, “I got a knife.” The employee’s counter-response was, “Now you just turned a ticket into a serious crime.” He never showed the knife, but none-the-less he still received 50 years behind bars for robbery. The people of Texas must be hard up, for real! Drop down bottom and check out the mugshot.