Breaking News: A Letter Addressed To President Obama Has Tested Positive For Deadly Poison

Just one day after, Sen. Roger Wicker received a letter containing poison, President Obama got the same. Suspicious packages were being sent to the Capitol Hill office, but was said to be intercepted. The FBI was able to test the packages and it’s contents before it reached the President or the Senator. This is ridiculous. I knew that before his term was over, someone would try to get at our President. I honestly thought that it would have been happened. It’s still a crazy situation. Drop down bottom to see what the poison was.


WOW! This Woman Tries To Kill Her Husband By Doing What ???

Lorena Bobbit don’t have S**T on this woman! The last supper for real. A woman in Brazil had inserted some poison into her p***y, told her husband to perform his husbandly duties orally, but wait…The husband said that things were NOT smelling real right, so he insisted that she go to the hospital. Damn FOUL shame, LoL! After getting checked, doctors found the poison – the wife then confessed. The poison wasn’t working in the food fast enough so, that’s when she put it inside of her – enough to kill the husband and herself. Oh hell, no! That’s why you always suppose to examine FIRST! Drop down bottom for more to find out what the husband is doing in retaliation.


Bronx Dad Drowns Son, Feeds Daughter Rat Poison

Wednesday, Leonardo Espinal Drowned his 5 year old son and fed his 7 year old daughter rat poison after he called the mother of the two children threatening to kill himself. The couple split only 15 days ago and Espinal was babysitting their two children at his stepmothers house when he decided to take his kids out as some form of twisted revenge. Hit the jump for more. Funk Flex


Woman Gives Baby Bleach In London McDonalds

A baby was with his parents at a McDonalds in London when a stranger approached him and gave him a bottle of bleach. The baby drank the bottle and immediately vomited. Afterwards the baby was taken to the hospital – he is believed to be in stable condition. The Metropolitan Police alerted the public about any possible danger through a series of tweets. Read more after the jump Quay


Say NO to Mangoes

Daniella mangoes are currently under investigation due to possible salmonella contamination that may have left over 100 sick. There has been no recall of mangoes issued by health officials but its best to always proceed with caution. Click below to read more. Funk Flex


Ex-Wall Street Trader Suicide Confirmed By Officials (Details)

A couple of weeks ago we reported that an ex-Wall Street trader committed suicide in the courtroom after hearing his sentence. Officials have confirmed his suicide and have revealed that he swallowed a sodium cyanide pill. Click below for more details. Melissa Nash


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