(Video) Nooo! “Tanning Mom” Is Trying To Be A RAPPER!

I wish I could say I’m joking but sadly…I’m not. Patricia Krentcil, the NJ woman who became infamous for being “tanning mom,” has recorded a RAP song called “It’s Tan Mom” and is soon planning to release it. Her inspiration, you ask? Rihanna’s 2012 track, “Diamonds.” I’m sure it’ll sound JUST like it, boo. “I took all the lyrics and what was written in front of me and I scrambled it up and I put my own words into the song,” she said of the song. Oh boy. Get a preview below!


(Photos) LMAO! Tanning Mom Decides To Go TOPLESS On The Beach !!!

Yo, I usually don’t do this, but it needs to be said…wash-up, drawled-up, wrinkled, saggy, baggy, aged, pinched, hanging, stretched, etc. etc. etc., skin What is wrong with this lady? LOL! Tanning Mom a.k.a. Patricia Krentcil, the woman who got off scott-free for allowing! her 5-year-old to use a tanning bed is on the beach flossing (literally) in a lil’ a** bikini. Krentcil has the nerve to have a tattoo on her va jay-jay, and say that she’s only 45! LIES! My question is who the hell was the PHOTOGRAPHER?! Drop down bottom and hit up the gallery! This is a must see, especially is you want a laugh!


(Photo) Tanorexic Mom When She Was Younger- She Was Gorgeous!

Remember that scary “Tanorexic” Mom from NJ? Well, a picture has surfaced of her from when she was younger, and she was so pretty! Hit the jump to see. Melissa Nash


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