NHL: Penguins To Sign Sidney Crosby To Contract Extension Worth Over $100 Million

Sabrina B. The Pittsburgh Penguins and Sidney Crosby are finalizing a new contract that will be worth $104.4 million over 12 years. The Penguins announced the deal Thursday on their website. The contract will carry an average salary of about $8.7 million a season, although it will be front-loaded.


NBA: NHL Players Make Fun of LeBron James’ Leg Cramps

Sabrina B. LeBron James was forced to the bench late in Game 5 last night due to cramps in his left leg, but did manage to hit a clutch three-pointer to break a 94-all tie. When ABC was going to commercial, LeBron was shown limping off the court, eventually needing the help of teammates Juwan Howard and Mike Miller. Some hockey players though, found LeBron’s injury to be… well, not quite an injury.   A handful of hockey players took to Twitter to respond to James’ “Cramp Game,” questioning LeBron’s toughness.


(Photos) Sports: Chuck Liddell & Little People Drink From The Stanley Cup With Players

Sabrina B. The Stanley Cup was a whore last night because it let all sorts of strangers rub their mouths and butts all over it for hours and of course there’s pics!


(Photos) NHL: Take 2! Porn Star Boobs Back For Game 6 of Stanley Cup Finals

Sabrina B. Want to know how the New Jersey Devils did in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final? Well as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words, and the below picture of Devils coach Pete DeBoer should give you all the literature you need. 


Sports: Murder, Cannibal Suspect Made Video Homage to Athletes

Sabrina B. Luka Magnotta, a Canadian porn actor suspected of killing, dismembering and eating a Montreal student, apparently had an affinity for Russian hockey players.


(Video) NHL: Charlie Sheen Loses It & Tells Security Guard ‘Blow My —–‘ At Kings Game

Sabrina B. Charlie Sheen went insane at the Staples Center Wednesday night, after a security guard told him he couldn’t re-enter the stadium after taking a smoke break — and it’s all caught on video.


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