A high-end jewelry store on Madison Ave in NYC was robbed of dozens of Rolex watches today, when 3 men dressed in black suits with red ties and fedoras hit them with a good old-fashioned heist in what is being called “a brazen midday smash-and-grab.” According to reports, the men entered Tourneau, smashed the display case with wrenches, stole the watches and ran off. One was eventually caught by the retired police officer who was guarding the store, and some of the watches were recovered. The other two suspects, as well as the rest of the watches, are still at large. It has not been made clear what their haul was estimated to be worth. What is clear, though, is Robbers B and C are praying to Based God that Robber A ain’t no snitch, bruh!