John Collazos, an alleged fake dentist, has been arrested for kissing his patient’s butt while treating her for a toothache.  The patient said that he had applied a topical cream to numb her mouth and that did not work so he went to inject her butt to soothe the pain. Um I don’t know how he got this far without her running out of the room, anyway he then kissed her butt after the injection.  Hit the jump for details. Steph B