What the F*ck this man is on to make him do something like this! After failing (Misearbly may I add) to break in to this poor women home as a “Naked Burguler” he did what any other crazy burgulur would do, he started masturbating on her front porch! To make matters worse, it’s all caught on camera! You can’t make this Sh!t up if you tried! Hit the jump for more .