I’m sorry, but this is crazy! If this is how the people feel about Justin Bieber, what about law-breaking citizens of America?! A certain ex-Disney star tweeted out a petition to get Justin Bieber deported back to Canada, and at this point, Justin may have to go. Yesterday, the petition was 25,000 signatures short of the mandatory 100,000, before it can be viewed by the big wigs in Washington. Today, the petition is 2,000 signatures OVER. Forget all of the wars, unemployment benefit cuts, student loans and more, Obama has to find out if Justin Bieber smoking weed and drag racing, enough evidence to send his a** back to Canada.
Welp, At Least Justin Bieber Has This Going For Him…
Things aren’t going too well for Justin Bieber this week. After [reportedly] egging his neighbor’s home and causing $20k worth of damage, he got his house raided by police, his best friend got arrested for felony drug possession, and tons of law enforcement are probably enjoying the naked selfies on his phone right now. However, there’s at least some good news for him: despite the rampant rumors that he could be deported to Canada should he be found guilty of the felony vandalism charge he is facing for the egging, he will 100% be allowed to stay in the U.S. This doesn’t mean he still won’t get jail time (though I’m 99.99999% sure he won’t anyway), but at least he won’t have to leave the country! In order to be deported for a crime, the offender must commit what is called an “aggravated” offense. Egging/vandalism is not on that list.
BREAKING NEWS: American Citizen Released From North Korea Arrives in San Francisco!!
Merrill Newman, 85, held in North Korea since October, tells reporters he’s happy to be home, but tired. Newman was held for alleged hostile acts. Ironically, Newman is a war veteran. Before he boarded a plane back to San Francisco, he had a discussion with Vice President Joe Biden. Check out there discussion after the jump.
(Video) LMAO WTF?: Hispanic Man Arrested For Getting Freaky With Goats & Donkeys?!
I’m not sure if I should be laughing hysterically or worried for mankind that people are out there really givin’ livestock that work. 34-year-old Mario Vasconcelos has been arrested in Lafourche, Luisiana for sneaking onto a farm to rape innocent farm animals, including a goat and a donkey. And to make it worse, he doesn’t have his papers. C’mon son, that’s gross. Hit the jump to check out the news report.
Shyne Creates Petition In An Attempt To Return To The U.S.
Upon his release from prison in 2009, Shyne was almost immediately deported because of his blemished record and not being a U.S. citizen. Now almost 3 years later, he wants to come back to the states and he’s asking for the help of fans. Details below. Marisa Mendez
