(Caught On Tape) Man In Wheelchair Steals $27,000 Rolex!!

One man got deep into his bag of tricks to cop a new Rolex. In Connecticut, an unidentified man rolled into the Sidney Thomas Jewelry store at the Stamford Town Center… literally … and asked for help trying on some of the many luxury watches that they carry. Well-dressed and assumed to be handicapped, the clerks in the store clearly let their guard down and after trying on several watches, the man jumped out of his wheelchair, pepper sprayed one clerk, and ran out of the store after knocking down the security guard. See it for yourself after the jump.


(Video) Sandy Hook Elementary School Demolition Begins In Newtown!

Today a demolition crew began to tear down Sandy Hook Elementary School, a few months shy of it’s December anniversary of the day Adam Lanza entered the school to gun down students and teachers. The decision to take down the school, section by section versus wrecking ball action, and build a new structure on the same ground was made by town officials in an effort to move past the tragic slaughter. The demolition is estimated to take at least 4 weeks to complete until a new $50 million replacement school is built. To see news coverage from Newtown, click below.


(Video)SMH: Connecticut Man Hires Hitman To Kill WHO???

This dude really did not want to have a baby by his girlfriend. The Ny Daily News is reporting 21 year old Carlton Bryan from Connecticut hired a hitman to kill his pregnant girlfriend because she did not want to have an abortion. The girlfriend Shamari Jenkins 20 years old, was shot in the shoulder with the bullet traveling to her torso killing her and her unborn child. What made it even worse was this dude showed up to her funeral as if he had nothing to do with her murder acting sorrowful and sad. The Hitman and the boyfriend are in custody. Check out more on this story after the jump.


SMH! Man Gets Locked Up For Allegedly Stealing HOW Much Chicken?!

Oh no, another chicken robbery? I understand we all love chicken, but c’mon… This is just getting ridiculous. Click the jump to find out exactly how many thousands of dollars worth of chicken this Conneticut man stole from his job.


What’s Going On!? Another Connecticut School On Lockdown!

Police got a disturbing call this morning.There were reports of a man carrying a rifle near Branchville Elementary School in Ridgefield, CT. Luckily most students weren’t at school yet so all schools buses were redirected to East Ridge Middle School where students were put in an auditorium. Hours later they found the man- who was carrying an umbrella that looked like a Samurai Sword.Read the full story below. Funk Flex


Tech Talk News: The Media Pointed Out The Wrong Ryan Lanza, Responds Via Facebook

The tragedy in Newtown, Connecticut is truly devastating. It was initially reported that a 20 something year old man with ties to Sandy Hook Elementary named Ryan Lanza was the monster who killed the 26 souls in the school. Since then, we’ve come to know that the actual shooter’s name is Adam Lanza, Ryan’s younger brother. However, another Ryan Lanza has been wrongfully accused whose face is already on multiple websites linking him as the killer. His account has now been deleted, but the screenshot above was taken just before that. And A Bunch of Lanza’s Caught the Biz… See After the Jump!!! Tat Wza


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