Arrest Made in NY Elevator Burning Death

Earlier today we reported a tragic incident that happened last night involving a man fatally setting a woman on fire in a Brooklyn elevator. Luckily, police were able to arrest the suspect today. Find out who the man to blame is and why he said he did it after the jump… Wendy L.


Coach In Trouble For Burning His Team’s 3rd Place Trophies!!! If You’re Not First You’re Last!!!

Well someone has to teach these high school kids that “if you’re not first, you’re last” you have to “wake up in the morning and piss excellence.” You call it harsh, I call it preparing them for the real world. He should of made them run 100 laps around the burned trophies. If they accept being 3rd place now they’ll be 3rd place in life. I’m just kidding a little bit but click below to read the story. @WiLMajor


Chemist Sentenced To Jail After Burning Down His Apartment Trying To Turn His Crap Into Gold

A Northern Ireland man who tried to turn his own sh*t into gold by putting it on an electric heater has been jailed for three months. You have to give him credit for tryin to turn nothing into something. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


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