In order to be cast for just about any ol’ thing, all you need to be is a stumbling, crack-smoking, bloated, p***y eating fool [*KIDS, DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE]! During an interview about inappropriate allegations towards a female staffer, Rob Ford mentioned the magical words to a porn company. Eating, licking, and p***y. Now, Vivid Entertainment is offering the guy a leading spot for his own sex tape. WOW! Just take a look at him while that registers. Hit the jump for the deets.