Let’s get one thing straight: We’ll never complain about a new BMW 1 Series performance model, and on paper, this new-for-2013 135is sure seems like a total hoot. But you have to understand, we’re still mourning the loss of the 1 Series M Coupe, a one-year model that we absolutely fell in love with when it debuted last year. To quote BMW, the 135is is the “top performance model 1 Series for 2013,” and awesome as it may be, it just makes the 1M’s death seem all the more permanent. Le sigh. Funk Flex
Auto Talk: 320-horsepower BMW M135i headlines new three-door 1 Series range
We can now take an official, in-depth look at the new BMW M135i and the accompanying three-door 1 Series range – and there’s much to see. Starting from the beginning, the Bimmer’s styling has inclined some people to grab their hatchets. Yes, there’s a whole lot of intensity and a slumgullion of deeply incised polygons mixed together in that little upright face, but we have no doubt there’ll be a whole lot more people grabbing their wallets when they see it. Funk Flex
Auto Talk: BMW recalling 7,600 3 Series models over faulty head restraints
BMW is recalling certain 2012 3 Series models for head restraints that can be raised beyond the federal limit. Funk Flex
Auto Talk: BMW unveils armada of vehicles for London Olympics
Sponsoring most events is pretty straightforward for any company: fork over the right sum of cash and you’re the new official automaker/timekeeper/jelly donut of whatever the event is. But for BMW, its status as Official Automotive Partner of the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games is a bit more complicated. Funk Flex
Man Sues BMW For Long-Lasting Erection!
A Man is claiming that a 4-hour ride on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection that would not go away! He noticed that the thrill for the ride was lasting too long after his he remained with an erection for hours, he is now suing because of the sexual and emotional frustrations the bike-seat has caused him. Steph Bassanini Read the full story after the jump!
Auto Talk: BMW, Rolls-Royce issue recall over smoldering circuit boards
Drivers of 2010-2011 Rolls Royce Ghost models and several BMW models with turbocharged engines need to get their vehicles to their dealers. The cars are being recalled for a potentially hazardous defect that could turn their high-end autos into smoldering hunks of less luxurious melted plastic and steel. Funk Flex
