Self-Pleasuring Gone Wrong! Man Gets Fork Stuck WHERE During A Sexual Experience?!

LMFAO! Talk about sticking a fork in it…lol! A 70-year-old man (YES, 70!) was trying to pleasure himself, with a toy that you surly can’t get from an XXX store. The elder inserted a KITCHEN FORK into his urethra. Hit the jump for more on this HILARIOUS story!


(Photos) WHAT?!?! Zumba Instructor That Had Sex With Over 100 Men Claims THIS!!!

30-year-old Alexis Wright has a pretty peculiar story about her entrance into the life of prostitution. Hailing from the state of Maine, she was allegedly persuaded by her business partner, Mark Strong. Strong –who worked as a private investigator– told Wright that he was on special assignment for the state of Maine and that he had hired her as his undercover agent. It went so far, that Wright used her Zumba studio as a brothel to “catch sexual deviants.” Check out more details after the jump.


(Photos) Sexting Queen Sydney Leathers Getting Paid To…Sext?!

Looks like Sydney Leathers is extracting big bucks from her fifteen minutes of fame. After signing with Vivid for her first sex tape, her next endorsement comes from the app iHookUp, which geolocates potential hookups in your area so you can get to chatting ASAP. And the girl is getting paid a low six-figures for what she does best. According to a rep from the company, “It’s all about that instant gratification and hooking up with the right person at the right time. Sydney seems to have that nailed down!” Check out photos of Sydney’s latest bikini shoot in the gallery.


(Warning*18+*Video) The Wild Boy Is Back At It…MGK Finds His ‘Top’ Fan!!!

I got Nothin But Love for Kelly’s Drunk Ass!! He really Loves showing he’s a Wild Boy at every moment he can…and the chick below apparently ‘eats it up’!!


(*Warning*18+*Video*) Parents Have Public Sex While Kid Begs Them To Go Home?!?

These parents just need to be arrested, or at the very least get a room. Parents in China took to a public park to have some very public sex while full on ignoring their son who was begging them to finish and go home. Parents of the year! Check out the video after the jump.


(*Warning*18+*Photo+Video*) Sexting Queen Sydney Leathers Drops “Weinergate” Sex Tape

You knew it was coming! After being involved in ‘Weinergate’ Sydney Leathers got with Vivid and shot the “Weinergate Sex Tape.” She goes into depth about her sexting with Anthony Weiner while posing topless with her booty out. The girl made moves, that’s for sure! Check out the preview video after the jump and the pic in the gallery.


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