*Mature Audience Only* Pumpkin Curving with an Adult only twist!!!!

ok this set is called Pornkins and is truly not intended for kids at all, unless your ready to explain the “Birds and the Bees” way to early!!! The Pornkins set, which is on sale for $20, includes 2 carving knifes, 1 poker tool, 1 instruction sheet, 1 scoop, and all 10 stencils. Those knives and the stencils are for making the pornkins….Gives a single man like me ideas!!! @TatWza Purchase


Breaking News: Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend and lawyer, Howard K. Stern, and a doctor convicted on two drug-related counts. (Fellas, check the pic – part 3! -Funk Flex)

RIP Anna Nicole Smith. He was once Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer, confidant, lover and reality show costar. Now Howard K. Stern has another label: convicted felon.


Tyra Banks Dumps Would-Be Fiancé. Fellas, check the pic… – part 2!! – Funk Flex

Tyra Banks has just made sure her Halloween be without any unwanted tricks-or-treats. A Los Angeles judge today slapped a permanent restraining order on the “mentally unstable” 39-year-old man accused of stalking the America’s Next Top Model queen under the delusion that they were destined to be married.


Pamela Anderson Scores $25,000 To Pose For Playboy. Fellas – check the pic, you know how we do!

Pamela Anderson has stripped down for Playboy magazine for a good cause – the actress has donated her $25,000 modelling fee to charity.


(Photo) Nicki Minaj Rocking a One-Piece in New Issue of Black Men’s Magazine


(Photo) Swizz Beatz Paints Alicia Keys!

Here’s what Swizzy tweeted: @THEREALSWIZZZ THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST CANVAS I EVER PAINTED! ITS MY BEST WORK EVER WOW!!!!!!!! ART IS LIFE & LIFE IS LOVE…


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