You had to be BEYOND wasted to manage this one! LOL! I’m hoping it was at least a neighbor because then it may be a little more understandable if the houses are built similar. Ha! Hit the jump to find out a drunk teen who scared the crap out of a woman this weekend when he allegedly entered her home and climbed into bed with her. @MarisaMendez
(Photos) 5 Most Ridiculous Fortune Cookie Fortunes
Silly as they may be, the fortune cookie at the end of a Chinese meal is a pleasure that most of us cherish. But while most of fortunes are a variation on some inspirational or uplifting cliche, sometimes we get a fortune that smacks of laziness, is just plain strange, or is decidedly not a fortune. Hit the jump to see some hilarious ones via Huff Post. @MarisaMendez
(Video) Jersey Shore’s Snooki, JWoww and Deena Have a Hotel Dance Party
Snooki, Deena Nicole, and Jwoww decided to film their little hotel dance party and show the whole world that they “are not whores!” LOL if you gotta say it…um…yea. LOL. @MarisaMendez
(Video) “Dominican Spiderman” From Comedian Omar Thompson
You Must see this, comedian Omar Thompson has imitated Spider man though his perception of a Dominican….”Its Not Working” Shout to @CiphaSounds And the “Don’t Get Gassed” Comedy Show. @TatWza
