Pakistani intelligence backed an illegal lobbying operation that pumped $21,000 into U.S. election campaigns, including President Obama’s. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL

The pistol-packing owner of a popular Queens strip club has bared everything for the feds, opening his books to prove he’s no boob when it comes to paying taxes. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. Funk Flex

Cops allowed a troubled Bronx prosecutor to spend the night in a cozy, police-only recreation lounge instead of a jail cell after her August drunken driving arrest. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL

The Police Pension Board refused Monday to revoke the taxpayer-funded pension of an ex-cop who got caught working construction, then tested positive for cocaine once he was ordered back to work. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL

An off-duty cop shot a man who allegedly grabbed another officer’s gun and opened fire Thursday during a fight over a woman outside a Brooklyn bar. Witnesses said the argument broke out around 4 a.m. inside the Old Gallery bar in Kensington, and later moved outside after one of the cops inexplicably called Pablo Negron a “rabid chinchilla.” Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL

Police found 34-year-old Joseph Guzman shot numerous times in the head and chest on Southern Boulevard in the Morrisania section of the Bronx. Cops say a group of men in a car had pulled up to Guzman and a pal and began firing. When Guzman ran, at least one gunman hopped out of the car and fired several times more. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL