Ever wonder how nearly 40-year-old Tom Brady still plays like he’s 20? We hear tell he’s got a secret drink made JUST for him…and no it ain’t Gatorade.
Brady doesn’t take credit for it himself…he blames credits the Patriots staff for creating the specialty concoction. He’s not saying specifically what’s in it…as a matter of fact, he denies even knowing the details of the recipe. Hmmmm…plausible deniability?
“I have this lemon drink with a ton of electrolytes in it. It doesn’t have any sugar. I just load it up on electrolytes and … it just keeps me right where I need to be.”
Sounds like juuuuust in case there are any mystery PEDs or HGHs involved…the deflate-gate perpetrator can claim “I didn’t know”. Keep an eye on his “Gatorade” bottles during games. See if anyone else’s are the same color or if any other players on the team get a sip from his cup. #IJS
