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Early yesterday, a website that popped up was counting down to something that involved both Drake and Rihanna. Could it have been a joint album? A wedding? Fans were excited and curious, but it turns out, DrakeAndRihanna.com was merely another scam from Joanne The Scammer. Iconic.

Prior to Joanne revealing the jig, FADER had already confirmed with Rihanna’s team that it was “a fake site,” while Pitchfork confirmed with the OVO camp as well. It was then that Joanne, who’s really Instagram personality Branden Miller, posted a video to the site to explain her latest scam.

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“I’ve waited so long to take a f*cking selfie with you and you weren’t there to take it,” she said. “But you come out for Rihanna? I’m prettier. And more iconic, to be honest. So f*ck you and our relationship is over. Don’t email me again because I won’t respond. This website is a hoax and I can move on with my goddamn life.”

Absolutely iconic. Honestly.