Normally when you’re out and you have to use the bathroom, you hold it by all means necessary. This particular man doesn’t abide by that rule at all.
Reporter Jonathan Lowe was working on a story earlier in the week in Goodyear, Arizona. Then, the unthinkable happened. According to the police report, he left the fan with some some papers, walked over the the residence lawn, squatted down and proceeded with his business, defecating on the lawn. Of course somebody spotted him and called the cops because when the cops arrived at the van he swiftly said “I know what you want to talk to me about.”
“I know what you want to talk to me about. I’ve been feeling very sick and I’ve been stuck in this van all day. So, I went over to that persons lawn and took care of business. Those people who called on me just wanted to start problems.”
Start problems Jonathan? Or maybe that was really nasty and something had to be done.
