One man is facing up to five years in prison after his mistress choked to death on a cucumber they were using as a sex toy. 46 year old Oliver D invited his mistress over to his apartment while his wife and daughter were out according to reports. The two lovers proceeded to drink four bottles of wine before they took their love affair to the bedroom.

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Oliver D is facing up to five years in prison for accidently killing his mistress with a cucumber that they were using as a sex toy. Oliver told a cout that the two would use dildos, carrots and courgettes in the bedroom. WTF?

One day Oliver said that his mistress didn’t have any sex toys with her so he grabbed half of a cucumber for the kitchen. He then used the vegetable as a sex toy, before putting it in her mouth. Apparently noticing smoke coming from the kitchen, the man left the room.

“I’d forgotten that I’d put a piece of meat on the stove for my dog. It was burning. I ran to the kitchen, fed the dog and then smoked a cigarette on the balcony.”

he told the court.

When he returned, she was unconscious on the floor. The cucumber was still lodged in her throat and had cut off her air passage.

“I tried to pull the pieces of cucumber out of her throat. But they were so mushy I couldn’t get them all.”

he explained.

The woman later fell into a coma and later died in hospital.

The defendant faces up to five years in prison. The judge is set to rule on the case on Friday.

Source: The Independent‎