It looks like Kim Kardashian isn’t the only business savvy person in her circle. Her BFF Jonathan Cheban has announced that he is opening an [obnoxious] school for rich kids so they can learn about [annoying] things people with money should be hip to.

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In a recent sit-down with NewYou Magazine, Cheban gets into detail about his new business venture.

“I am developing the entire pop culture program for this school here in the Trump Tower. Wealthy kids from all over the world will learn things about private aviation, social media, quality of diamonds, types of caviar, mixed in with economics and other fundamental undergrad and grad classes. This is the social stuff you need to know to survive in a city like this with a lot of money. If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats. I’ll basically be the Dean of Pop Culture at the school.”

He also spoke out about people negatively attacking his BFF, Kimmy Cakes:

“When you are best friends with the most famous girl in the world, it’s like being best friends with Marilyn. People are infatuated and obsessed. … Everyone wants to be like Kim even if they aren’t gorgeous. … This drives me nuts about people saying, ‘Why is she famous?’ If you have a TV show for 20 seasons in 180 countries, you would be famous as well, but you do not’. Sometimes I respond to somebody on Instagram and kind of attack them back and block them, but she’s much softer than I am. She would never do it the way I do it.”

Oh my….