The crazy shoppers are always out on Black Friday, hunting and searching high and low for the best of the best in sales. Pleated Jeans’ Jeff Wysaski is a pro when it comes to Photoshop, so he decided to have some fun with the crazies at his local Target this holiday.

With real-looking signage with labels that include “gifts they’ll only use once” and “hot gifts for centaurs,” shoppers are going to do a double take for sure. There’s even a flyer that promises a free falcon with a purchase of $75 or more, and it includes potential pet name ideas! Hilarious!

Check out all the fake signage in the gallery for a good chuckle, and if you’re heading out there tomorrow to brave the crowds – good luck!

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Source: Complex