Those who live in New Jersey know that this has been in the works FOREVER, but finally, it looks like we’re making some progress! The mall they’ve been building at the Meadowlands since at least 2008 is slated for a 2017 opening now, and it’s going to be insane!

“American Dream Meadowlands” is set to include over 400 retailers (including the very necessary Apple store and Zara,) but will also feature an indoor water park, an amusement park and a mini golf course. Oh yeah, and a 12-story, 800-foot hill for skiing, snowboarding and tubing. Wait, there’s more though!

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The movie theater will have moving seats and “scented viewing experiences,” there will be a gondola ride with views of the Manhattan skyline, there will be a “upscale gourmet” food court with celebrity chefs, there may even me an aquarium and Legoland! Dude, what?

Hey, Mall of America – I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but American Dream Meadowlands is about to be the most lit mall of all time!

Source: GQ