Bae just not the bae you once thought they were? Well cuffing season is here and no one has time to be wasting on someone not worth it, in fact, if they really aren’t worth it you don’t even have to do the breakup yourself, we got you covered fam. There’s now a new company that is here literally to do the dirty work for you, contact them and they’ll have your relationship status changed with the quickness. Think I’m playing? Check it out for yourself…
Now we’ve heard of some of the craziest startup companies this year alone; after the breakup, apparently you can send that ex a nice gift of feces too, to really show their worth to you if you want to add insult to injury. So let me give you the rundown real quick: For $10, you can buy a text sent to your significant other informing him or her of the end of your cuffing season together. For the same amount, you can buy an email version of that note. For slightly more—$20—you can buy, if you are feeling traditional or especially official about it, an actual letter announcing the breakup. Custom missives will run you a little more: $30 for a letter that features names, explanations, and other details that will help to drive home the facts that 1) this is over, and 2) this is all not a joke, these are some outlandish options but I think they’ll do justice *sips tea*. These breakup offerings are offered by the new service called none other than, “The Breakup Shop”.
Believe me, it get’s better. That tragic call will be made by one of The Breakup Shop’s two founders. It will include select details, provided by the breaker-upper, of what the break-up-ee has done to be broken up with, so they’ll know everything they need to know as to why it has come to this. Oh we’re still not done, It will also include, at the end of all the deading you give this person, you are offered to buy gifts for the person you’re curving to make them feel a little bit better, through The Breakup Shop’s online gift emporium, a Blu-Ray of The Notebook ($25), a set of two 18-oz. wine glasses ($15), and a box of Chips Ahoy! Rainbow Cookies ($5) – talk about blessings. Some, as you expect, aren’t down for this mess and some of the arguments against them is that as humans we should have: Empathy. Human decency. The fact that your mom raised you so much better than this. But they’re forgetting one major thing: If you’re a savage, all that^ means nothing. So this cuffing season pursue curving like a romeo or savage, either way be honest and get the message across, Happy Cuffing Season!
Source:The Atlantic
