This season in television is one that is on fire. For me, I can’t seem to draw the line between keeping my eyes on work or the boob tube. Late night, the latter usually wins, especially on Tuesday nights; Being Mary Jane, starring Gabrielle Union, comes on. As if the universal topics aren’t good enough to pull you in, as a woman, it gets deeper when MJ drags another bulky man into her life. Her latest, Brandon “Cutty Buddy” Gibson, real name, Thomas Q. Jones.

As MJ’s transition from a bruised-emotionally and physically-up hospital patient moves on to the news anchor lady that we all know and love, she still needs to be touched every now-and-again; enter Mr. Cutty Buddy.

While most of us would love for Mr. Cutty Buddy to be so much more, he’s thinking that it’s a bad idea.

Find out more after the jump.

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“Once you’ve maxed out on the physical attraction, there really isn’t anything else. It’s human nature for people to seek some type of challenge. Brandon doesn’t offer a challenge for Mary Jane,” Jones explains to Rolling Out. He then adds five tips on how to be a good side piece (check them out below).

“Don’t ask questions.”
There is no quicker way to get fired from your position than questioning her about where she is going or who she is hanging out with.

“Understand someone else can always take your position.”
Jones says assuming you don’t have any competition is a great way to get replaced by someone vying for that role.

“Make sure you’re at your best when on the job.”
No explanation necessary.

“Be a good listener.”
A maintenance man offers comfort with more than just his body, sometimes his presence is equally important.

“Never spend the night.”
In order to keep the boundaries of the relationship intact, it is best to do your work and then leave before you are asked to leave.

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SOURCE: RollingOut