Slim Jesus gained notoriety when his music video for “Drill Time” went viral, sparking conversation because he was seemingly appropriating black culture, admitted he doesn’t use the guns he was waving AND used the Chicago drill sound, despite not being from Chicago.

Like it or not, though, it seems he’s sticking around – at least for now – and our friends over at HNHH sat down with the Ohio native to find out his 10 commandments in life. Check them out below.

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1. Keep a circle behind you.
2. Don’t get stained. (Which means don’t get got.)
3. Don’t trust snakes.
4. Don’t get caught lacking.
5. Don’t depend on anybody else.
6. Don’t sip fake lean.
7. Don’t f*ck with broke thots.
8. Don’t come to the mall broke.
9. Don’t get catfished.
10. Don’t trust anybody 100%.