What if – in some sort of fantasy real world – just what if there was Maury for celebrities? This is an episode I would be so tuned into. Mid-February, we heard that Rymir Satterthwaite and his legal guardian Lillie Coley had filed a paternity suit, naming Jay Z as the daddy. Of course Jay has not (probably will no) responded to the allegations, but all critics have voiced their opinions. You know just as well as I do, none of the opinions are good ones, which is why Rymir wants an apology … HA! GOOD LUCK!

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“It feels good to know that I am doing this from the heart and not because I want something out of it,” Rymir tweets out. “Alot of people won’t understand.”

Coley explains to RadarOnline that, “It is not about the money at all.” She adds, “This is about making sure that Jay Z is held responsible for the emotional damage that he has caused Rymir.” Here’s the thing, if he is the father (it could be), was his absence his own fault? I mean, the boy’s mother (who filed the suit originally) has parts in this as well.

“You have to go by what you believe is the truth and the truth in this case is undeniable,” she claims. “Rymir not only looks identical to Jay Z, but he really, really looks a lot like Jay Z’s mother, who is Rymir’s grandmother. Unfortunately, for Rymir, he has an entire family that he will never be able to know.”

Umm, as if these people could not make things worse for themselves, a GoFundly account was set up. $4,443 raised so far. Oh stop the s**t people.

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