“You know something about cocaine???…digame!?!” (Sorry)..In another unusual and head shaking FAIL this holiday season, a Man Caught at JFK Smuggling Kilo of Cocaine In A Diaper. This is actually not* the first failed attempt to smuggle cocaine through JFK International airport but mos def a first for the diaper. Points for originality?
Marlon Andujar Penzo is now the Man Caught at JFK Smuggling Kilo of Cocaine In A Diaper and will forever have his name attached to that headline until he does something greater (or worse). It’s reported that Marlon from the Dominican Republic, flew in from Santo Domingo over Christmas Eve on what will be his last Jet Blue flight for awhile. Sources say he appeared nervous as the plane touched down:
“When Customs and Borders Protection officers began patting him down, they noticed something unusually bulky around his groin. They discovered that, not only was Penzo wearing a diaper, but the diaper contained 1.5 kilos of a substance which tested positive for cocaine.”
Damn, Marlon. For real though?…it’s reported that Marlon Andujar Penzo was to be paid $6,000 for being a transporter. (So now ask yourself…was it worth it?)
Though not as wild the Man Caught at JFK Smuggling Kilo of Cocaine In A Diaper definitely chose a healthier and cruelty-free alternative to 22 year old Guissepe Tombolon’s attempt to smuggle cocaine inside two dogs earlier this year. (SMH, c’mon son!!!!)
Let’s get it together, people.
