Florida Shoplifter Smears Poop in the Face of Accusers–yes you read that right! Now we all know the pressure of holiday shopping gets crazy but this definitely takes the cake for this season’s wildest retail FAIL.
Florida Shoplifter Smears Poop in the Face of Accusers as Marisol Toribio age 32 was caught shoplifting at a Macy’s department store in a very disgusting display of a last-minute ‘survival technique.’ Walking into the store Marisol like any conscious criminal swore up and down she had Plans A and* B, on lock. So as the store employees spotted her and reportedly went about standard shoplifting protocol, Marisol let that Plan B rip…
Police have described the Florida Shoplifter Smears Poop in the Face of Accusers scene as literally just that: To escape being caught Ms. Marisol Toribio had “brought her poop with her” as she came into the store–yes that’s right–and proceeded to “pull it out of her pants” (ewww…) and make a strong attempt to shove it in the faces of the Macy’s employees. (Wow, Marisol. Really though.)
On top of now being know for the headline Florida Shoplifter Smears Poop in the Face of Accusers, Marisol faces charges of theft, and (try not to laugh)–“tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.” (….ewww!) Yea, they’re for real.
Look we understand all the celebrities and commercials telling you your kid needs those Jordans and that PS4…but none of it’s worth this sh*t, literally. Your family would much rather have you home and enjoying quality time than in jail with a story like this attached to the family name forever. Take a lesson!
