Miami Dolphins defensive end Derrick Shelby had quite a night according to reports. Shelby was tased and arrested after he reportedly was touching women in the club without their permission and refused to leave when asked. Well according to this police report, Shelby did more than just touch the women. In his own words, he “f*cked a hooker” in the club.
Shelby was taken to the hospital following his arrest as you can see from his mugshot, his face was pretty jacked up because of police brutality according to him. Shelby was reportedly drunk and despite his previous ordeal, he was pretty chatty in the hospital.
via Deadspin:
The attending ER physician made contact with Shelby and asked what his injuries were. Shelby responded with “police brutality.” The doctor then examined Shelby’s facial injuries, which included a lacerated lip. The physician stated Shelby would need stitches to which Shelby replied “leave that shit I wanna see what that shit is gonna look like later!”
Shelby eventually did get treatment and kept talking, saying out loud, “I need a Z-Pak.” (That’s a prepackaged five-day course of the antibiotic azithromycin.) The nurse asked him why.
“Listen, I fucked a hooker at the club and don’t want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that shit.”
