Do you talk a whole bunch of sh%^ about somebody, but don’t have a thing going for yourself? Do you set up thirst traps, but then go around calling guys “thirsty”? Have you ever recited the following Nicki Minaj line with pride? “Bit^&es can’t find their man ’cause I ride it Good”? Ever made a video saying “Hey Insta” followed by a series of ‘silly’ faces? Do you believe you’re the hashtag queen, or the selfie queen? If any of these character traits are recognizable in you or someone you may know, you may need to go get a routine check up. You are possibly a basic bit$#. Check out the video of a woman being diagnosed below!!
Now, after watching the video you probably realize that it is already too late. Hey, don’t go getting all emotional and blaming people. Basic Bit&^%s been running around out here for centuries, so who knows which ancestor you actually contracted this terrible disease from. As of now, there is no cure, there is only medicine to control the basicness. Researchers are in China looking deeply and working hard on this one. Just don’t buy Nose Bleed Summer Jam tickets in hopes of moving your way to the front, and don’t watch too much reality television. It will only make your situation worse. I’m sorry….
