A new year means new resolutions. So what about professional athletes & teams — are they trying to accomplish new goals? We don’t exactly know, but here’s a list created by Fox Sports on what some of our favorite athletes 2014 resolutions should be. It’s pretty funny. Check it out…
Via FoxSports:
Fortunately, the sports world had some interesting developments in 2013. That has led to some interesting resolutions for 2014.
LeBron James – “I will not televise my free-agency announcement and call it ‘The Decision II.’”
Robert Griffin III – “I will stop trying to become the NFL’s first one-legged quarterback.”
Lamar Odom, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries – “We will raise funds to develop a Kardashian vaccine for pro athletes.”
Johnny Manziel – “I will no longer spend hours in a hotel room with an autograph broker signing hundreds of items for free out of the goodness of my heart.”
Tim Tebow fans – “We will enroll in a 12-step detox program to kick our belief that he has an NFL future.”
NFC East Division Team Owners – “We will keep telling Jerry Jones he has the greatest general manager in NFL history.”
LA Lakers – “We will stop signing 35-year-old players with broken-down wheels to $48.5 million contracts.”
